AHA! SPRAY FOR PSYCHOTHERAPY PATIENTS

Michael HoffmanPsychotherapy

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Do you and your therapist suffer end-of-the-day burnout when it’s time for your 6:00 p.m. appointment?

Have stress and compassion fatigue left you both flat? Do you get the feeling that neither of you really wants to be there?

What can you do when four cups of coffee, three Red Bulls and deep yoga breathing techniques just don’t perk you up?

Aha! Spray solves the problem of therapy fatigue and boredom. This pocket-sized, mind-altering aerosol spray puts the intellectual thrill and emotional depth back into therapy by instantly entering the nasal passages and accelerating the production of energetic thinking neuropeptides in the brain’s prefrontal cortex.

Just push the button on the tiny Aha! Spray atomizer when your therapist isn’t looking, and dull and lifeless counseling turns into a nonstop riot of intense laughter, joyful tears and intellectually-rich and meaningful dialog. Sharing from the depth of your heart suddenly seems like fun. You’ll share floods of genius-level realizations erupting from deep inside your unconscious minds. Your therapist will offer brilliant responses to everything you say, and the best part is, neither of you will care whether or not you even remember the issues that brought you to therapy in the first place. It’s all about the here-and-now.

A single Aha! Spray shot in the palm of your hand also stimulates your midbrain’s hypothalamus gland to jolt you with pleasure-producing dopamine. You won’t miss a beat when your therapist asks you about the daily mindfulness meditation practice that was part of your original treatment plan. You feel so happily clever that you start raving about the ancient Buddhist visuddhimagga path of purification literature that you claim has stimulated your ability to experience free-floating awareness. And when your therapist asks the inevitable “…and how does that make you feel?” question, you shift into a full-lotus sitting position and you both start chanting, “Gate, gate, paragate, parasamghate bodhisvaha…” over and over until the therapy hour ends.

Don’t let your therapy life degenerate into an endless loop of pointless cognitive behavioral problem solving. Aha! Spray reveals cosmic meanings that neither you nor your therapist could ever have discovered without help.

Aha! Spray 2.5-ounce spritzers are smaller than an 8GB USB memory stick. Your therapist will never know you brought mind-altering chemicals into the counseling room.

NOTE: Aha! Spray may not be included in your health insurance pharmaceutical formulary. Check with your provider. Available in your dreams or by logging on to www.Aha!.com.

About Michael Hoffman

Michael Hoffman

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Professional counselor Michael Hoffman motivates clients to overcome anxiety, depression and addiction by transforming self-limiting beliefs. His mindfulness meditation techniques help them discover new meaning in life as they grow more conscious of their psychological and spiritual potential. He is a Doctor of Addictive Disorders (Dr.AD) and a certified hypnotherapist (CHt).

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